Monday, June 20, 2005

Memo

To: Trashy Girl in Bathroom

From: Kaffy

Subject: Your stink ass perfume

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If your perfume, which is very stinky to begin with, leaves a bad taste in the back of my throat five minutes after leaving you in the bathroom touching up your already layered on make-up, you have on too damn much perfume. You also have on too damn much make-up.

And, that teal blue thong I can see over the waistband of your denim miniskirt? Tack-ee. Please, girl, it doesn't even match your zebra printed tank and headband. Zebra printed headband??

You're a pretty girl, and you're mucking that up by trying too damn hard. Stop it.

1 Comments:

Blogger Snidget said...

Man...that sounds like our Friday night.

9:48 AM  

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