Monday, April 18, 2005

I'm a Big Lush








Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (86).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 60% on proof





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You scored higher than 77% on beer index





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You scored higher than 97% on wine index





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You scored higher than 84% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid


Snagged from Da Broad and Amy. (I know I'm on haitus, but I had to share what a lush I am. Funny thing is, I rarely drink.)

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Haitus

I cannot even begin to convey the amount of stress I'm under right now. Work and school have both decided to rear their ugly heads at the exact same time. I honestly just want to crawl in a dark hole, curl up in the fetal position and cry for a few days. If I don't get a break soon, I will crack. No question about it.

So, this will be my last entry for a few weeks. Until school is out and I've had time to sleep. Later, gators.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Random Bullets

* Tootsie Roll now has miniature tootsie roll pops. Our receptionist has some in her candy jar at the front desk, and I commented on how cute they were. Her response? "Yeah, they're like Tootsie Roll fetuses."

* I went to a Lebanese restaurant for lunch and they had their front windows open because it's so beautiful out today. A homeless guy stood on the sidewalk looking in at diners and blowing cigarette smoke on them for a good five minutes or more.

* When I told a friend that I went to said Lebanese restaurant, I had a tongue slip and called it a Lesbian restaurant. I laughed until I cried.

* It's getting to be that time in the semester when I have so much due I want to sit and cry. Sometimes, I can compensate by getting schoolwork done at work work. Not so right now. I'm swamped at work (I was here till 8:30 last night) and don't have time for school stuff at work. Arg.

* I got to two step and waltz with Winston on Saturday. That man can dance and he's damn sexy while doing it.

* My butt hurts. No, not like that. Get yer minds outta the gutter. It's my tailbone. Or rather, I think it's the nerves around my tailbone. I've been hurty for several months now. I think I should make an appointment to see the doctor.

* I now have a gold toof. It's way in the back and not too ghetto, but it was a really bad cavity (actually, it was an old filling that had cracked and gotten a cavity under it) and the dentist told me that gold would last a hella lot longer than anything else and if I had to get another filling replaced, it would be root canal time. So, Kaffy's a gold toof possessor.

Friday, April 01, 2005

My Coworkers Rock

Not only do they do sweet things for me, they have wicked senses of humor. The company I work for is involved in the corporate sponsorship industry and we get a daily update on sports sponsorships from another company. One of our reporters forwards the daily email to the rest of us who need to see it.

Today, he added his own story to the email.

Vatican Offers Sponsorship Rights For Pope's Casket

The Vatican's College of Cardinals is offering exclusive sponsorship rights to the Pope's upcoming funeral, including brand logo placement on the deceased pontiff's casket, according to sources quoted by Italian news agency Italia, sPA. The news agency said that the College has been preparing for the Holy Father's demise since he fell ill more than two weeks ago, and has had what it characterizes as "preliminary discussions" with several well-known European brands and several U.S. corporations. Cardinal College spokesman Giuseppe Mezzofanti did not immediately return calls seeking comment. Italia also reports that sources close to the College say the directive to find alternative revenue streams comes directly from the Holy See in Rome, which has long been rumored to be facing financial difficulties. Although the Church's accounting for years has been a closely guarded secret, other reports in the Italian press have said that additional branding opportunities, such as agreement with an automaker to brand the Pontiff's bulletproof Popemobile, may also become available. This would not be the first time the Catholic Church has dabbled in marketing. Last year, several news agencies reported that St. Petri Church in Hamburg, Germany, was funding repairs to its organ through the sale of church-sanctioned religious ring tones that could be downloaded to buyer's cell phones.


I about pee'd!